Bil Browning

Another one from Annette

Filed By Bil Browning | January 23, 2006 5:13 PM | comments

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So our friend Annette keeps sending us all these great political jokes. I've been thinking about just asking her to join the blog - she's a constant commenter and a regular reader. What think you? Leave a comment and tell me whether or not you'd like to see Annette as a contributor. (If she'll do it!) This is the latest one she sent me over email.

The Light Bulb

Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


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Linda Perdue | January 23, 2006 9:45 PM

Absolutely, invite her, she'll be a far better blogger than I am!! And much funnier.

Margeaux May | January 23, 2006 10:20 PM

Annette is a keeper! Let's invite her into the fold.