With a hat tip to Faded Boxers from which I stole this copy. It's a great site - you should check it out.
A Man's Guide to Brokeback Mountain
Q: What's this movie about?
A: It's about love, and how such a love can survive in a society that condemns it.
Q: Ah, just like Romeo & Juliet?
A: Yes, it's very similar Romeo & Juliet.
Q: Hey Olivia Hussy showed her titties in that movie. This is going to rock!
Q: Uh, dude? I have another question.
A: Ask away my good man.
Q: Well it's already 20 minutes into the movie and I still don't see any chicks.
Q: Well, how can it be a love story without chicks?
A: You are aware that love can exist between a homosexual couple are you?
Q: Holy Shit! Are you telling me this movie's about lezzies? This is going to rule!
Q: Grandmother of Holy Fucks! That is just wrong! Those two dudes are kissing each other! What the fuck is happening here?
A: Um, dude? This is not a lesbian movie.
Q: You mean to say that they're--
Q: And they're going to--
Q: Oh God I think I'm going to puke.
A: You haven't said a word in over an hour. Are you alright?
Q: Shhhh! You're ruining it.