As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies, "These are not pigs; these are authentic Texan razorback Hogs. I got one for Condeleezza Rice, and I got one for Dick Cheney."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."