I lifted this joke from the new Indy-based political blog, ManfredEye. The blog is just starting but what's on the site is darn good. Be sure to check out the new member of the blogosphere!
President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld were sitting in a bar.
A guy walked in and asked the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender replied, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush answered, "We're planning WWIII."
The guy was stunned. "Really?", he asked, "What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turned to Rumsfeld and said, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims."