Bil Browning

Gonorrhea Lectim

Filed By Bil Browning | September 30, 2006 9:15 AM | comments

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em" Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

(Sent in by an alert reader from Europe who found this on the German site Tazblog.)


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