Fresh out of high school? Never got around to completing ITT Technical Institute? Just looking for something to get you out from behind the desk? Hey, buddy, when BushCo said they were going to create high paying jobs in new areas, they weren't messing around! Personally, I might interview for "insufferable dick." My acquaintences tell me I've got that one in the bag!
(Hat tip to Taking Down Words for today's little clip.)