It looks like Santa Claus is getting political this year. That darn Santa isn't happy with either Republicans or Democrats though. Check out these letters he recently sent to a member of each party. (I'll let you guess which letter goes to whom!)
Thank you for your letter. Given that you're so proud of your vote in helping George W. Bush to win re-election, I can understand why you're so proud of yourself and, therefore, why you think you deserve a little something extra under the Christmas tree this year.
That being said, allow me to respond to your request, and this comes from the bottom of my heart.
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
You Republicans are all the same, Robert. You continually fuck the lower and middle classes in the ass while convincing them you're on their side, and then you pat yourselves on the back for a job well done. No wonder I'm getting record requests for inflatable donuts this year. And in the process, you put a guy who's unable to eat a pretzel without hurting himself into the most important job in the world.
And don't even think of asking for another tax cut, you greedy son-of-a-bitch.
Next letter after the jump...