"If you want your party to maintain relevance, I'd recommend you tell the Bible-thumpers there's a same-sex marriage protest in half an hour. Once they're frothed up and out the door, lock it.
After you've accomplished that, try outsourcing all the big-government Republicans who never met a perk they didn't like and have lost track of their core values.
You can throw all the rocks you want to at "Liberalism" and trying to bring back Middle America, but given that yours has become little more than the party of "me first" hedonism and wingnut beliefs, you might want to take out a second insurance policy on that glass house." -- TDW in the comments section on entry Fun In The Sun: Burton Skips D.C. Votes To Play Golf In Palm Springs over at Taking Down Words.