Well, I see today that one of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual." His homosexual liaisons were purely an "acting out", not the real Ted. Just going through a phase, I guess.
Wow....am I relieved! Now where did I put my shock therapy electrode kit?
Stand by for a new round of propaganda from the "Ex-Gay" crowd.