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Remember back in March when Hillary went to Selma, Alabama?
During Hillary's Selma speech, she performed a rendition from James Cleveland's hymn "I don't feel noways tired." When I first heard the piece, it was on Rush Limbaugh's show. The accent sounded so atrocious and fake, I thought it was a satire piece from Limbaugh's production staff - it almost sounded like Whoopie Goldberg in A Color Purple. It wasn't until later when I realized, it was a real recording.
Holy crap! It was like she was trying out for Spielberg. It wasn't a Southern accent, I can detect those, this sounded to me like a slave accent.
Yes, I know Hillary spent 17 long years in Arkansas, but surely, she would have a passable Southern accent by now. Ya know?
We have two new characters you folks might not have seen before.
News Babe. This breast augmented talking head for the WTF News Network gets all the stories that's fit to broadcast from Dobson. At least we THINK it is her head that speaks to us.
Mrs. Gris-Gris. Displaced by Katrina and scooped up by FEMA, Mrs. Gris-Gris lives in the FEMA trailer park outside of Dobson. In an effort to make some money, she has put out a shingle for her VooDoo services. After settling down in Dobson, she became the prime traget of the UFO cult that sprung up in town. It was her skillful use of a third-eye jock strap that saved the day.