Alex Blaze

Pete LaB on bottoming

Filed By Alex Blaze | May 18, 2007 12:29 PM | comments

Filed in: Fundie Watch, Media
Tags: Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, anal sex, lube, Peter LaBarbera

This one's been sitting on my "to post" list all week.

From Peter LaBarbera of the Americans for Truth:

The film, of course, seeks to advance the fiction that "gay" romantic love is just like the normal variety except with different genders. But that ignores, for one thing, the terrible damage that sodomy (i.e., anal sex) exacts on the body. That's why many male initiates into homosexual sex get high on drugs or alcohol first -- to dull the pain (and the shame) of this unnatural and sinful behavior.

If Brokeback were honest, one of the guys involved in the scene depicting the crime against nature (how sodomy was once regarded back when men were men) would be howling in pain louder than a coyote, rather than just rolling over and going to sleep. But, hey, we wouldn't want to spoil the cultural elites' pro-"gay" party by telling Americans about the pain and consequences stemming from homosexual behavior, would we?

Yes, Peter LaBarbera is now an expert on bottoming.

I don't get the attack on anal sex, especially since I'm betting that the vast majority of anal sex that happens in the world is heterosexual, just by sheer numbers. But whatever, at least we learn that Peter's bottomed before (or that he's a particulary mean top, not lubing up).

I also like his blanket statement about "male initiates". I remember when I lost my bottoming V-Card. It involved the phrase "Is it in yet?", which doesn't seem like that bad of a question when you think the answer's "no". But the answer was "yes", and, well, wackiness ensued, and I now have a funny little story.

(h/t Good As You)


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A. J. Lopp | May 18, 2007 7:28 PM

Who would be surprised to learn that Peter LaBarbera is a literal tight-ass? Why, my dear, would we guess anything different?

("The secret, Petey-honey, is to just relax ...")

Lynn David | May 19, 2007 1:31 AM

I might be howling louder than a coyote (actually I sound more like a cougar), but it wouldn't be from pain.