Well, surgeon general nominee Dr. James Holsinger has the shining recommendation of the Phelps Klan:
Fred says that no one's more qualified for the position than Holsinger. While I'm sure that Fred Phelps's medical background and familiarity with every other doctor in the country make him qualified to make statements like that, I think he may have overlooked the real most qualified person for the job: Dr. Mehmet Oz. Seriously, he's a cardiothoracic surgeon who's written a bunch of bestselling books on healthy living. Oprah already calls him "America's Doctor", and she's polling way higher than Bush right now. Half the job of surgeon general is advocating for people to take better care of themselves, and he's already the most media-savvy doctor in the country.
Anyone with me on this one?