Congratulations to Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Farrell for winning the MTV Movie Award for "Best Kiss." I'm not a Will Ferrell fan and Nascar, well, let's just say I'm not a Nascar fan either so I'm sure you're shocked to find out I haven't actually seen Talladega Nights. If you've seen it tell me about the kiss. Tell me why you're a Nascar fan too (if you are). The joys of watching a machine roll around a dirty circle has always escaped me - especially for someone from Indianapolis.