Real Jock: Gay Fitness Community -- if that isn't a nightmare of assimilation, I don't know what is! Can we say that again? Gay fitness community. Gay fitness community. Gay fitness COMMUNITY! I'm sure you've seen the inspiring image, but if not then scroll down to the right and you're likely to see some Eurotrash supermodel type with waxed, pumped, plucked body made of -- what is that material? -- Plexiglas?

But then there's also the guy up at top right, he's so real that gay is a little too much to mention, standing in front of some jungle in the back of the plant store modeling slightly sultry, saggy (no, I mean tough!) steroid titties (decline bench press, decline bench press, PRESS) with just a touch of hair on his chest so that you know he's really a man. Oh, a man in the jungle with a five o'clock shadow, modeling his washboard so the ladies can take off their clothes and rub, rub, rub -- That's right: GAY! FITNESS! COMMUNITY!

But really, pompoms aside, what exactly are we looking at? That gay male beauty myth masculinity with a touch of sensitivity but still such amazing abs -- oh those abs, those abs, those abs -- stir me into a potion, mix me up with your steroids and creatine and proteins shakes and butt enhancement surgery and liposuction and laser hair removal and pec implants, oh please please just let me be part of your stronger core!

But, before you rush out to the plastic surgeon/personal trainer/aesthetician, please tell me what YOU think of these specimens of manly wonder puncturing our appreciation of the words on the computer screen...

Mattilda blogs at nobodypasses.blogspot.com

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