Real Jock: Gay Fitness Community -- if that isn't a nightmare of assimilation, I don't know what is! Can we say that again? Gay fitness community. Gay fitness community. Gay fitness COMMUNITY! I'm sure you've seen the inspiring image, but if not then scroll down to the right and you're likely to see some Eurotrash supermodel type with waxed, pumped, plucked body made of -- what is that material? -- Plexiglas?
But then there's also the guy up at top right, he's so real that gay is a little too much to mention, standing in front of some jungle in the back of the plant store modeling slightly sultry, saggy (no, I mean tough!) steroid titties (decline bench press, decline bench press, PRESS) with just a touch of hair on his chest so that you know he's really a man. Oh, a man in the jungle with a five o'clock shadow, modeling his washboard so the ladies can take off their clothes and rub, rub, rub -- That's right: GAY! FITNESS! COMMUNITY!