Okay, there's not really much "news" in this, I just thought it was funny. Seems old Clay "I'm not gay. Nevermind those cam shots I sent you just now!" Aiken got himself into a little trouble with the FBI the other day. I know, right? Clay Aiken and the FBI in one sentence together. Were they investigating whether or not the little munchkin has a shred of dignity left?
Ah, but no. Our little Clay decided to pick a fight with some woman on a plane trip to Oklahoma. Now, I understand that Oklahoma isn't the most exciting place on Earth, but still... The CNN report doesn't give many details other than "the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest," but my imagination is going wild.
FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson told the Tulsa World there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight.
He said the man was a former "American Idol" contestant but did not give his name.
Johnson said the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a "minor shove" during the argument.
Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until FBI agents arrived to interview them.
Can you imagine being held until FBI agents arrived? Especially when you're a UN ambassador! That can't look good to the global domination bosses pr gurus.
At least he was able to joke about it afterwards since the article says he told the concert crowd he'd been "beaten up by a girl earlier in the day." You know, I can't imagine it would involve much to take down Clay. I'll bet if you blow in his ear his heels hit the ceiling. He has all the hallmarks of a power bottom. Maybe that's why his foot was on her armrest!
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Oh, c'mon folks. Do I have to make my own "Snakes on a Plane" jokes here?
Bil Browning | July 9, 2007 8:27 PM
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Bil, this news item is all you. lol
Alex Blaze | July 9, 2007 8:54 PM
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Yikes.. the thought of Clay in any sexual situation is .... Gag me with a spoon..
Zach Adamson | July 9, 2007 11:23 PM
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*sigh* The two states I've lived in the most have been Oklahoma and Indiana.....
Clay's just too.... womanly, for my tastes that is. He looks like some Scottish (Windsorian) lassy in that pic you have above. He needs a good gunnery sergeant - either sex would probably work for him as long as they have a hot gun.
Lynn David | July 10, 2007 1:47 AM
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ugh! i can't even deal with this girl!
i saw her in concert once (i didnt pay)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Buck | July 10, 2007 2:29 PM
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