President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday.
Actual breaking news headline from CNN... So what do you think he'll do as soon as he's grabbed ahold of power? Feel free to make implausible situations that are hilariously funny. *grins* Personally, I'm going to vote for:
He'll order the deportation of all Planned Parenthood employees, send all Democrats to Guantanamo Bay and then as a finale, solve immigration by immediately drafting all Mexicans (illegal or legal) and shipping them off to invade Iran. Hey, it could happen!