Alex Blaze

Question of the Monday

Filed By Alex Blaze | July 02, 2007 10:49 AM | comments

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Do you have any plans for this year's Wednesday July Fourth?


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Unfortunately I will be home nursemaiding my dog, who will be having minor surgery tomorrow.

I have a feeling I'll be working on a website...

Bruce Parker | July 2, 2007 2:22 PM

I will be writing portions of a 501c3 narrative and probably hung over.

Nick Langewis | July 2, 2007 6:53 PM

Over the course of the day, I predict that I will be:

1) Waking from sleep
2) Checking my e-mail
3) Eating and drinking stuff
4) Detonating light explosives
5) Cooking and/or witnessing the cooking of meats (and maybe vegetables) on some kind of funky modified wok filled with fiery coals I heard about on a Sears advert a couple weeks back.
6) Eating and drinking said meats and vegetables (more than likely, though, eating) in addition to the "stuff" mentioned in item #3
7) Performing various metabolic, circulatory and respiratory functions on a largely involuntary basis
8) Doing some light typing
9) More than likely, also consuming moderate to heavy amounts of caffeine, which I will metabolize and circulate per the guidelines set in item #7
10) Naked karaoke.
I will dip myself in glossy, orange latex paint and wheel a karaoke machine out to a busy intersection. The first selection will be Hall & Oates' "Private Eyes". I will pretend to be oblivious to the fact that I am covered in glossy, orange latex paint. I will use this module.
11) Possibly reaching out via telephone for bail money.
12) If there's time, Neneh Cherry's "Buffalo Stance".

Oops, I guess I'm burning a lot of flags -- okay, when I post a comment it says "rebuild failed," and also somehow my post that I scheduled for today didn't

I'm gonna be downtown at the Eiteljorg's Canal Family Fest!

I might ironically participate in something traditionally patriotic, or say that I will and be too lazy to actually do it. But I don't have any plans now. Gosh, who thinks of these questions?