Jon Swift has written a delightful tongue-in-cheek piece here about the current revelations that Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter's name appeared on lists kept by "D.C. Madame" Deborah Jeane Palfrey, and how his acknowledged marital transgressions were really due to, what else, same-sex-marriage. So now we know. Even though Vittner took full responsibility for his actions and has received absolution from his wife, the real culprits were those nasty activist judges on the Massachusetts Supreme Court who started the ball rolling toward Sodom and Gomorrah in allowing Adam and Steve to wed there.

I'll go a big step futher: all of life's other problems now have a quick and ready solution: just pass the Federal Marriage Amendment and all of those other pending state "marriage protection" amendments (like SJR7 in Indiana) and read my lips: no more problems of any kind. Another Hurrican Katrina? Relax. Global Warming? Al Gore can now stop talking about that "Inconvenient Truth" and spend more time with his errant son. Same sex marriage is the source of everything bad in the whole wide world and the universe as we know it.