First it's "I'm a powerful man, so I can't be arrested." Then it's "In contradiction to everything I built my career on, I'll accuse the police of forcing me to confess. Don't ever expect me to stand up for people who are actually railroaded into confessing or ever support anyone else when they accuse the police of misconduct." Now it's, well, you knew it was coming:

Yes, that's right: "It's the media's fault!"

So, two questions. First, do all conservative politicians go to the same crisis management school together? Second, how long until Larry Craig compares himself to Bill Clinton?

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