"A moment I've been dreading. George (Vice President George H.W. Bush) brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida (future Gov. Jeb Bush). The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work."
-- Former President Ronald Reagan in his recently published diaries, May 17, 1986
[UPDATE]: Check the comments section. The quote is a hoax. Sorry, everyone!