Some think the fires in Southern California were caused by poorly planned population growth. Others say it's climate change. But if you're James Hartline, then you know the real reason: us!
Everyone's favorite insane ex-gay is at it again, making like Smokey the Bear and telling us that only we can stop forest fires... with our penises and vaginas!
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" Then Mayor Jerry Sanders mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage. And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.
More crazy, after the jump.
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.
And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels.
Yes, God hates homosexuality so much that he's destroying an entire region of the country because a dude spoke out favorably about his daughter and the insanely pro-gay Ahnold signed a bill to help fight anti-gay bullying in schools.
If only we used our genitalia in a Hartline-approved fashion, then there wouldn't be any fires.
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I almost sprayed water through my nose laughing when I read your headline!!!
Brynn Craffey | October 25, 2007 2:39 PM
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This is logic at its best…
So natural disasters only happen to gay friendly places? I’m glad that’s all cleared up. I guess he learned that at the Creationism Museum in Kentucky…
Waymon Hudson | October 25, 2007 2:51 PM
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A rationalization worthy of Phred Phelps himself.
Y'know, I really have a hard time taking people like this seriously...fortunately, I think that's becoming a more commonly held viewpoint all the time. :)
Rebecca Juro | October 25, 2007 3:39 PM
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MY CAR WON'T START, AND IT'S YOU SODOMITES FAULT. :)
Why can't I find a girlfriend? Sodomites.
Why did I get fired from my job? Sodomites.
Just remember, if anything bad happens, it's your fault.
Isn't God wonderful?
Marti Abernathey | October 25, 2007 4:07 PM
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Well see Marti Hartline is right :)
actually Here here is the real cause of the wild fires.
Newscor does it again.
Sue Robins | October 25, 2007 4:57 PM
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God seems to be smiting many districts that voted Republican in the last few elections. At the very least, he isn't sparing them.
mike | October 26, 2007 12:42 AM
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That is not GOD
Hartline and co pray to a lower power.
Sue Robins | October 26, 2007 10:09 AM
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