I am up late tonight and Bil asked me to find a You Gotta See This entry for tomorrow since we don't have one scheduled like we usually do. I figured that would be a quick and easy trip to YouTube, find something humorous that hasn't been on the site before, and I'd be done. No sweat, right?
Funny how things turn out sometimes.
I started my search with the broadest of search terms, "gay". (Yeah, yeah, not very imaginative, but you never know where you'll strike gold until you dig. I found today's YGST nugget, so it paid off.) I got a plethora of totally useless videos varying from titles like, "homework is gay" or "Chris Crocker is gay" or even "Ambiguously gay duo" from SNL. But there was no over-arching theme to the results. They varied from gay hate, to gay lust, to gay humor, to everything in between. Totally random.
So, then I thought maybe we haven't been paying attention to our lesbian sisters as much as we should lately, so I put "lesbian" into the search box and clicked for the results. Well, if you believe YouTube, all lesbians do is kiss or "make out" and tend to be of the hot, hott, or hott! variety. I wasn't aware of the grading system before, but I'm assuming that the extra "t" and added "!" would indicate a greater level of hotness. But I digress...
The interesting part of this is that when you get your YouTube search results, by default they are ordered by "Relevance". It would seem that it takes 4, 5 or more pages (at least, I gave up after a few pages nothing but feminine tonsil tickling) to get through all of the "relevant" search results involving luscious lesbian lip action. (See the image below. Notice this is the bottom of page 3 of the search results. Click the image to embiggen.)
So what do you think? Are straight male fantasies of joining and bedding these orally fixated vixens at play here or do all lesbian YouTubers look for steamy lip-locked blondes in various states of undress and intertwined mouth muscles?
I'm pretty sure it's the former, but let's hear from the ladies out there. How many of you have been to YouTube searching for these sultry sisters serving sweet smooches? I mean, I've never seen "lesbian porn" that wasn't geared toward the tongue-twisting fantasies of heterosexual males, so I doubt YouTube is much different. But who knows, right?
Nonetheless, how many videos of women kissing do these fantasizing fanboys/fangirls really need? Seriously? And why is there nothing aside from tongue swallowing that's relevant to a keyword as broad as lesbian? I'm not sure whether I should be amused, offended, or just feel kinda icky (or something else entirely.)
I think all of the above.