Bil Browning

No more corn dog erotica? Say it isn't so!

Filed By Bil Browning | October 05, 2007 1:05 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: bad taste, humorous blog post, Iowa

There are very few things that actually surprise me anymore. But an "erotic corn dog eating contest" at the Iowa State Fair? Okay, I didn't expect that one.

Now it looks like I may be too late to participate - they're trying to shut down such a classy contest. I know, I know, the news is too hard to swallow. I'm sure I could have blown those other competitors away if I'd just known about it... *evil grin*

Competitors — so far it’s only been women, and all were required to be at least 18 — are given 30 seconds to demonstrate erotic techniques on the staple state fair treat.

“We stress technique,” Pilchen said. “There’s a lot of simulation.”

Condiments are available if the women want to get creative, he said. “We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.”

Audience applause selects the winner.


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Corn Dogs!
I don't even like Corn Dogs.
How about Pickles covered in Blue Cheese dressing?
Now your talkin.

Just look at the dripping blue cheese running down her chin. and that big dark green pickle.....
I had better stop here
it's starting to get warm in here.....


Take care
Sue

I'd like to try out for the cornhole contest...

I was hoping you'd find some video for this contest. Nothing like a woman in a tube-top performing sex-acts on a corn dog to get my weekend started.

And we all know you would have won, Bil. :) Remember, the technique is all in the wrist...

but
but
but
corn dogs are dry and rough.....

had a guy like that once
once was enough..

Take care
Sue

This year at the Indiana State Fair I saw foot-long corn dogs! I would have eaten one, but the polish sausages were even longer and tastier! ...

... So do they have foot-long corn dogs in Iowa? Do the contest people have EMT's on standby in case a contestant chokes herself (himself?) while attempting to deep-six (or deep-twelve) a foot-long corn dog?

ew.

that's all I have to say.

ew.

C'mon, Sara... You know that the mayonnaise makes it newsworthy! *grins*

This year at the Indiana State Fair I saw foot-long corn dogs! I would have eaten one, but the polish sausages were even longer and tastier! ...

Size does matter doesn't it?

Take care
Sue

... So do they have foot-long corn dogs in Iowa? Do the contest people have EMT's on standby in case a contestant chokes herself (himself?) while attempting to deep-six (or deep-twelve) a foot-long corn dog?

isn't the term you are looking for "Deep Throat" ?

/sue runs and hides