What?!? Another GOP repressed homosexual sex scandal? Whodathunkit?
Let's do a quick recap before we get into the details of this particular scandal, shall we? Reverend Gary Aldridge, a Jerry Falwell flack, was found dead from autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing two (2!) full body wetsuits (including the flippers!) with a dildo shoved up his ass. Glenn Murphy, the head of the Young Republicans, was busted (for the second time!) sucking off a fellow baby Repub while the guy slept. And then there's all the tearoom action going on! Bob Allen - the Florida legislator caught soliciting an undercover cop in a park. Louisiana state senatorial candidate Joey DiFatta didn't learn his lesson the first time (yup, another repeat offender!) and was arrested after soliciting an officer where he was supposed to be peeing. And of course, there's also Senator Larry Craig who also likes to pretend he's part of the mile-high club while still in the concourse.
This week's Pervert of the Week is... *drumroll please*