In his opening statement, Klaudt's lawyer claimed that it wasn't rape, Ted was just immoral because, his playing doctor scheme with the girls didn't involve penile penetration. (Ted had the girls convinced he was helping them get ready to sell their ova for $10K apiece -- that he just had to get them properly stimulated with a vibrating dildo, lube, and antibacterial hand cleaner; feel their breasts and check their ovaries with latex-gloved digital manipulation; take various body measurements; etc. in order to be able to sign off on the application that they were healthy and good candidates for the procedure. There's also coercion with a co-signed loan involved in one case.) Too bad for Ted that his lawyer's wrong. South Dakota defines penetration of a child as rape, Mr. One-Eye's nonparticipation notwithstanding. Ted's main hope is that, in anti-Native-American racist South Dakota, his rez-to-reform school-to-foster "care" victims might be discounted by some jurors as less than worthy of full protection of the law.

The puke-inducing, gory details are available in the affidavit of Larry Long, the South Dakota Attorney General. But more palatable coverage is to be found on a broadcast video of Air America's Young Turks' Republican Sexcapades Show.