It's enough to make a girl's head spin. Let's see if we can't put it into 6 easy steps.
- Republican Senator Trent Lott abruptly resigns
- Rumors abound that Lott left to cash in as a lobbyist
- A DC blog posts that Lott left to avoid a gay scandal with a gigolo
- Larry Flynt confirms he was investigating Lott
- Gay hooker denies any connection to Lott whatsoever
- Lott accepts new position as Headmaster at St. Pederasty's, an all-boys high school in Thailand
Eh. It could happen.