It's enough to make a girl's head spin. Let's see if we can't put it into 6 easy steps.

  1. Republican Senator Trent Lott abruptly resigns
  2. Rumors abound that Lott left to cash in as a lobbyist
  3. A DC blog posts that Lott left to avoid a gay scandal with a gigolo
  4. Larry Flynt confirms he was investigating Lott
  5. Gay hooker denies any connection to Lott whatsoever
  6. Lott accepts new position as Headmaster at St. Pederasty's, an all-boys high school in Thailand

Eh. It could happen.

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