According to Saving Childhood: Protecting Our Children from the National Assault on Innocence, Teh Homosexuals MADE ME CHOOSE A SEXUAL ORIENTATION before my time! Yep, it's all there, right on Amazon.com!

I mean, I would say my experience of coming out was markedly different, but of course the people writing the book didn't bother to actually interview me and, you know, ask how I felt about it all. Too busy dismantling The Gay Agenda to speak to the Precious, Precious Youth they're supposedly protecting.

[Grumble, grumble, eyeroll, twitch, etc. Yes, I've gotten this kind of right-wing media attention before; and no, it never, ever stops pissing me off.]

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