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Homotextual: Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer

Filed By Ed Team | December 13, 2007 7:25 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: comedy, humorous blog post, Mitt Romney, Mormon

"You see, most Americans love this country and don't want radical change. This is a country of liberal ideals. We love that blacks and whites can live side by side, just as George and Weezie Jefferson lived across the hall from Mr. Bentley. We adore our gay friends, as Grace adored Will. And we believe in a woman's right to choose, like Maude had to choose. We love that our women can wear hot little miniskirts and low-rider jeans to show off their tramp stamps. We don't want the 2009 Victoria's Secret catalog to be filled with unkempt hausfraus in prairie skirts and long, braided hair."

-- Columnists Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer, in their column "Is America Ready for 'Salt Lake City Values'?"


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