Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I present to you: The BIG MO' Candy Bar!
Filed by: Gina de Vries
January 28, 2008 2:40 PM
Looking at this, you'd think that queers made it, right? Nope. This is courtesy of our good friends over at that bastion of macho posturing and repressed homosexual longing, NASCAR.
A breeze through the Palmer Company's Press Release makes for some amazing giggle-fodder. My favorite line: The name Big Mo’ is a play off Earnhardt Jr.’s hometown of Mooresville, N.C., and the longtime moniker used for he and his closest friends, the Dirty Mo’ Posse.
The "Dirty Mo' Posse"*?! Yeah, I'll put that in my mouth!
*Saying something filthy was almost too easy there. Also, big thanks to Aidan Dunn for the tip!
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That's so awesome! I want a chocolate mo bar!
Serena Freewomyn | January 28, 2008 7:40 PM
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Is it anything like a Dirty Sanchez? Those things are nasty.
*giggles*
Bil Browning | January 28, 2008 8:41 PM
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This is too funny.
I'm still waiting for a Big Queen Chocolate Bar, so I'm guessing horse-racing has to become popular?
Alex Blaze | January 28, 2008 9:37 PM
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I hate to be a Data Lounge grammar Nazi but technically the apostrophe is in the wrong place.
This is a Mo' bar and I am a 'Mo.
We could all call a vote and reduce it to just Mo.
But the candy bar is cute.
chandler in lasvegas | January 29, 2008 1:41 PM
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