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Here are my "official" predictions. Feel free to call me an idiot tomorrow. (Or start early!)
Hillary - losses big. Huma comforts her. Bill comforts the Iowa State Cheerleaders.
Obama - Finally learns that having a FIRM STANCE on issues is really audacious.
Edwards - wins by a small margin and that changes the face of the campaign for New Hampshire.
Thompson - who?
Romney - does well and find himself with an unlikely competitor.
Ron Paul - finally shocks the shit out of Sean Hannity with a good solid turnout, competing now with Romney.
Rudy - gets issued a one-way train ticket back to New York.
Huckabee - warmly embraced by every crazy, screaming Christian Fascist in Iowa - all of them swinging plastic baby fetuses nailed to a cross.







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