Paris Hilton is headed to Harvard.
No, Harvard has not seriously lowered its admissions standards nor has the Hilton family cash been able to buy Paris' way in. Paris will be on campus on February 6th to accept the Harvard Lampoon Woman of the Year award. She will speak to the student body and I'm guessing talk about her new movie The Hottie and the Nottie.
Founded in 1876, the Harvard Lampoon is the world's oldest continually published humor magazine.
Repeat after me y'all "That's hot."