Ah, that darn Pope! He's such an over-achiever! Not content to simply call us an abomination and knock off early for a bottle of baby seal blood, Pope Benedict the Fearsome always has to take things one step too far.

Pope Benedict the FearsomeHere's a perfect example...

On World Peace Day, the Pontiff chose to claim that gays will poke out your eyes
lesbians will steal your men and eat their brains
86.2% of women who have abortions end up transgenderfied
gays are a threat to world peace.

Seriously.

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Pope Benedict XVI in his first public address of 2008 to the faithful called same-sex marriage a threat to world peace.

The leader of the world's 1.1 billion Roman Catholics called for support of traditional families made up of a union between a man and a woman and he condemned what he called attempts to undermine the traditional family unit.

"I wanted to shed light on the direct relationship that exists between the family and peace in the world," the Pope said.

"The family is the primary agent of peace and the negation or even the restriction of rights of the family ... threatens the very foundations of peace."

It was his second attack on same-sex couples in three days.

Happy Peace Day from the Catholic church you godless heathen sons-of-bitches!