For those of you left wondering about the Jesus statue held ransom for some dog turds, I have an update. As I predicted, 3 days later the Son of God returned to the garden.
A Kent County woman says a treasured family heirloom has been returned after it was hijacked amid allegations she doesn't clean up after her dogs.
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Sunday night, Jean told WZZM 13 News the statue had been returned, taken not by neighbors but by a family member. She declined to explain further, only that this has now become a family situation.Jean says she is happy the statue is back, and says she doesn't intend to press charges.
Christ has never had a lot of luck with close friends, but, man... Family? That Holy Spirit always looked like a troublemaker to me what with that speaking in tongues and whatnot.
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It's good to hear Jesus has arrived safely back home. Perhaps Jesus's keeper will realize she is in fact her Dog's keeper as well.
Take care
Sue
Sue Robins | January 23, 2008 11:05 PM
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Why couldn't Jesus clean up the weiner poop?
Annette | January 24, 2008 11:28 AM
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No one had rolled the rock away yet, Annette.
Bil Browning | January 24, 2008 11:36 AM
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LMAO, Bil. Seriously, this was one of the funniest things I heard all week!
BTW, I think that Jesus didn't clean up after his dog because there wasn't any potential to turn dog shit into wine.
Serena Freewomyn | January 27, 2008 11:59 AM
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