Last night's Democratic debate is the talk of the nation today after Hillary and Obama tore into each other while John Edwards tried to get a word in. In the interest of those of us with short attention spans, I thought I'd offer my own "simplified" transcript of the event. Video after the jump.
Hillary: Obama likes slumlords!
Obama: Your mama!
Edwards: Ooooooh! She dogged you, man!
Obama: Hillary likes Wal-Mart!
Hillary: I'm rubber; you're glue...
Edwards: I've never accepted a donation of Wal-Mart glue.
Obama: I'm a black man.
Hillary: I'm a woman.
Edwards: I like women and blacks and I'm pretty.