I stumbled across List of the Day's Great Olan Mills Pictures post this morning and knew I had to pull this one out for a Caption This post.
Their choice of caption? "A pose like this will get you kicked right out of the Convention."
Surely we can do better than that!
Leave your best caption in the comments section. Winner (as chosen by yours truly!) will get their caption added to the post and a big, hot, steaming bowl of Bilerico fun.*
*Prizes may vary depending on availability. Bowl of fun cannot be returned or exchanged. Side effects include uncontrolled giggling and, on rare occasions, carpal tunnel. Be sure to consult with your doctor about whether you're healthy enough for Bilerico.
1/7/07 UPDATE: Comment #18 by Allan is the winner with "Winners of the 2006 Log Cabin Republican vacation package!"
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Here is my suggestion:
"Nothing Fruity Going on Here. Just a Ted Haggard-like Man on Man Massage."
Yeah, I know I'm not eligible for the prize, but I don't want to be left out of the fun.
Michael Crawford | January 5, 2008 11:37 AM
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Michael, you are the prize. Did I forget to include in the Weekend Editor's job description that you'd be a "bowl of fun" prize in a Caption This contest? Whoops. :)
Bil Browning | January 5, 2008 11:42 AM
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Same time. Same stall. Next year.
Father Tony | January 5, 2008 12:01 PM
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How about: "Come and experience firsthand everything you should fear and revile"?
Or:
"Don't miss this year's special plenary session on self-loathing!"
Jen Jorczak | January 5, 2008 12:01 PM
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"we, too, believe in one god."
ewe | January 5, 2008 12:24 PM
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Don't forget to visit the Baptist Fashion booth. This year's theme is "Repressed!"
mike | January 5, 2008 12:35 PM
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How about "Taking it up the butt for God."
Serena Freewomyn | January 5, 2008 1:05 PM
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oh my. I assumed they were a couple with my above quotation. I think i still will assume that.
ewe | January 5, 2008 2:52 PM
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Pray the gay away!
Chris | January 5, 2008 3:17 PM
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Here at SBC, we put the FUN in Fundamentalism.
Paula | January 5, 2008 4:49 PM
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And our adopted boys are butcher than your boys!
Dan ojir | January 5, 2008 4:49 PM
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John and Mike will lead a panel discussion on "Accessing Your Inner (and Outer) Bear."
The Gay Recluse | January 5, 2008 5:29 PM
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"Young FTM (front) appears at the Southern Baptist Convention with his leather daddy."
Rory | January 5, 2008 6:26 PM
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Man in front: "That's not the Holy Spirit I feel moving up my back."
Man in back: "My rod and my staff will comfort you."
Bil Browning | January 5, 2008 9:35 PM
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Oh - and I noticed that the original post has changed their caption for this photo. Now it says, "Gene had always secretly wanted to lay hands on Chet." That's pretty darn funny too. :) (And much better than the original caption!)
Bil Browning | January 5, 2008 9:37 PM
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"See you at the Folsom Street Fair"
Zoe Brain | January 6, 2008 4:02 AM
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Lexapro isn't working.
Mattilda Bernstein Sycamore | January 6, 2008 4:38 AM
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Winners of the 2006 Log Cabin Republican vacation package!
Allan | January 6, 2008 1:36 PM
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"A little more to the right...right there...perfect. Thanks, babe."
Rebecca Juro | January 7, 2008 1:11 AM
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Allan - #18 - You are are the winner! Please see Michael for your bowl of fun! :)
Bil Browning | January 7, 2008 7:23 AM
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Oh, #18 is really good.
Alex Blaze | January 7, 2008 11:23 AM
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Here is what was REALLY across the street at the Southern Baptist Convention in 2006...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stormbear/180887121/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stormbear/180886918/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stormbear/180886659/
I work in Greensboro and I saw the above on the commute home.
Storm Bear | January 7, 2008 1:43 PM
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