Alex Blaze

20+ campaign slogan ideas for John McCain

Filed By Alex Blaze | February 18, 2008 7:20 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: John McCain

I posted this on my DKos diary this morning and it got quite a response, so I thought I'd share. Yes, this is hyper-partisan McCain bashing. Enjoy!

John McCain 2008 - Change is scary

John McCain 2008 - Because the only false hope is the hope for a better future

John McCain 2008 - This is the boat you missed in 2000

John McCain 2008 - A maverick like Theodore Roosevelt, only not quite as in touch with modern sensibilities

John McCain 2008 - Be afraid, be very afraid, and then go vote

John McCain 2008 - No we can't

John McCain 2008 - When a maverick supports war, privilege, and failed policy, it's cute

John McCain 2008 - Money isn't everything, and I want to change that

John McCain 2008 - Yeah, I'll support that

John McCain 2008 - Do you want me to run with Huckabee? Will that win you back?

John McCain 2008 - Kids love a maverick!

John McCain 2008 - Four 10,000 more years!

John McCain 2008 - *SNORE*

John McCain 2008 - Because there are still some countries we haven't bombed

John McCain 2008 - The manliest president you'll ever know

John McCain 2008 - Vote for a conservative this time around

John McCain 2008 - It's not flip-flopping if the media love you

John McCain 2008 - I'll change my religion to whatever you want, just let me bomb something

John McCain 2008 - Aren't I the white guy here? Yeah, that's what I thought

John McCain 2008 - Why vote for a lesser evil?
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That's what I posted. Here are some others from the comments. I can't claim credit for these.

John McCain 2008 - Temper....WHAT TEMPER!!!!

John McCain 2008 - Bush on Steroids

John McCain 2008 - 100% Bush Approved

John McCain 2008 - Let's make America even more despised than it already is

John McCain 2008 - Get Off My Lawn!

John McCain 2008 - 'Cause I'm What's Left!

John McCain 2008 - Fewer jobs & more war

John McCain 2008 - Keep the killer robots at bay

John McCain 2008 - At my age, I have a right to be crazy

John McCain 2008 - I don't know much about economics but I did buy a book

John McCain 2008 - We could do worse. Not much worse, but worse

John McCain 2008 - Vote for him or else he'll chew your ear off you rotten conservative!

John McCain 2008 - The Anti-Hope

John McCain 2008 - Reagan reagan reagan. Reagan reagan reagan reagan reagan. 911. Reagan reagan reagan reagan reagan reagan reagan.

John McCain 2008 - Or DIE IN A FIRE!!

John McCain 2008 - Due to insufficient funds, this banner is empty


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I like Song Bird for President.
His stay in Honoi (how ever you spell it)
Gave him the reputation of a stool pigeon.
The NVA and the Chinese call him Song Bird.

Take care
Sue

You're on a roll tonight, Alex. Keep 'em coming!

John McCain 2008 - How much more kissing-up do I gotta do until you Conservatives believe me?

JWilsonJr

as much as i hate to say it..
it's going to be another eight years of Clinton.

I won't vote for the "person"
but i won't turn my back against reality ether.

Sue

John McCain 2008 - It's a dry candidate.

John McCain 2008 - He ain't your grandma's Goldwater.

John McCain 2008 - With a brain fried by the Arizona sun.

John McCain 2008 - "Hey! I'll give all our military men and women a chance to spend 6 years in an enemy prison. You gotta problem with that?"

John McCain 2008 - Leaving every military member behind.

John McCain 2008 - "Where's my walker?"

John McCain 2008 - And, you thought Reagan had Alzheimer’s

Sue, you are utterly despicable, regurgitating North Vietnam's false propaganda. Everyone, and I mean *everyone* agrees that John McCain is a hero who conducted himself with honor while he was a brutalized POW. He could have gone home as the son of CINCPAC, and refused to and waited his turn.

This is what people despise about politcs. You can disagree with somebody's policies and even party without stooping to questioning his parentage or patriotism. Your statement is just the sort of thing that the right wing would seize upon to prove how hateful Democrats are, and you served it up on a silver platter. Great work, giving them that type of ammunition.

Alex had a light-hearted, satirical post, and instead of commenting with your own take of a funny suggestion, you flung mud questioning the very thing that matters more to McCain than anything else: his honor.

Furthermore, if you can't spell Hanoi, it's pretty nervey to pass judgment on how someone who was held captive there comported himself.

I was just going to post my own suggestion for a humorous bumper sticker, but I was so disgusted by what you wrote, Sue, I could not let it pass.

I know you live to post inflamatory comments just so people engage you, so I didn't really want to give you the satisfaction of acknowledging your existence. But as I am a strong believer that silence denotes consent, I just couldn't let it stand without objecting to it. Then that would reflect on me.

Not that it should matter, because it doesn't alter the validity of my statements, but yes I'm a Democrat; yes I'm a liberal; no I'm not a McCain supporter; no I've never voted for a Republican for president; yes I've been around a long time and are not young or uninitiated; no I'm not sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. Undoubtedly there's something I left out that you'll accuse me of. So be it. Here's a thought: how about saying, 'gee, maybe you have a point'? Nah... why break precedent?

"McCain 2008 - 71 is the new 70"

"McCain 2008 - His prostate is bigger!"

"McCain 2008 - Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-ba-Iran"

"McCain 2008 - Even he believes in evolution"

John McCain 2008 - You can't get any whiter than me.

John McCain 2008 - Testosterone been berry, berry good to me.

John McCain 2008 - Get Off My Lawn!

Oh, that one brought tears to my eyes. *can't stop snickering*

MonicaHelms, You should not throw stones in a glass house. You got after Sue for joking about something that you take offense to. Well, here goes. I take strong offense to your comments as well. By your statements, you obviously don't believe that he had any problems in Vietnam. Maybe you should do more of your own research. There are many many vets from that era in a strongly coordinated group to stop him from becoming president. As a former member of the service, I can tell you that you really have to screw up bad to piss off your fellow soldiers. For that fact alone, I completely agree with them... however, I did meet a vet that had actual experience with him during that time. I won't give details here, but it's very damming. So where's the disproof? Well, go ask McCain himself why he got all the relevant records sealed by congressional order against the wishes of thousands of veteran families and many in congress. There is no excuse for hiding information unless you have something to hide. On top of that, he goes completely rabid at the very mention of bringing that issue back up. Sad.
Why do I care? How about the 3 friends/aquaintenances that have forever lost their son due to a war that should never have been fought (if you could call it that) and now he wants to continue that in the same distracting fashion. Maybe I just care because of the other friend I have that has to take care of her son who did make it home alive, but left his 'marbles' over there in their sandbox.
People, we have only one choice to get our country back on track. That's to get a high moraled, passionate and principled president that possesses the intellect to get to the root of our problems. We just can't keep spending ourselves deeper in debt when we still have a chance to dig out. Stop believing the crap you see on TV and compare all the policies of each candidate to each other. It all becomes easy then and you'll see that you really have no choice but to take a stand for your kids' futures.
McCain 2008 - I'll do as I say I said I'd do.
McCain 2008 - Friends... Friends???
McCain 2008 - Straight talk from both sides of my mouth

Todd -

As you are quite obviously illiterate, you'll forgive me for discounting your analytical skills.

As the original "swift boating" proved, you can find any yahoo to say anything about anyone. Knowing someone who knew someone else, who may or may not have actually been anywhere near the Hanoi Hilton when John McCain was its prisoner, doesn't trump the volumes of books, testimonials, documentaries, and investigations that say otherwise. I have seen actual fellow prisoners of McCain's swear their alliegance to him.

McCain didn't send your friends to Vietnam, and to discount what he suffered there because you can't differentiate between policy and personal experience, is folly.

I never said I support McCain, his party, or his political beliefs. Actually, I said quite the opposite. But that cannot and will not alter his sacrifice in the service of this country.

Oh, and McCain was a sailor, not a soldier.

Todd,
What the hell are you talking about? The only thing I said on this posting was this:

"John McCain 2008 - It's a dry candidate.

John McCain 2008 - He ain't your grandma's Goldwater.

John McCain 2008 - With a brain fried by the Arizona sun.

John McCain 2008 - "Hey! I'll give all our military men and women a chance to spend 6 years in an enemy prison. You gotta problem with that?"

John McCain 2008 - Leaving every military member behind.

John McCain 2008 - "Where's my walker?"

John McCain 2008 - And, you thought Reagan had Alzheimer’s

John McCain 2008 - You can't get any whiter than me.

John McCain 2008 - Testosterone been berry, berry good to me."

Explain to me where in any of that did I make a comment to Sue. Other people may have, and I may have on OTHER posts, but not here. Please make your comments to the correct person next time.

"McCain 2008 - The other white meat"