I saw this link on Huffington Post and could not resist. For the first time in the wild, gorillas are doing the deed face to face.
And they tell us mission style is the way of the lord.
Such excitement in the National Geographic world, as this is the first time it's been photographed.
(Resisting a great urge here to discuss the evolution of pornography.)
In the honor of science and a real sign of evolution, I am going to post the pictures. Creationists should look away.
First it seems, a little snuggle, little hugging and kissing. They didn't get the shot of Dad tossing junior in front of the TV.
Then, the big event. A little scratch on the back, toes curling, she's feelin' good.
And finally, the damning sign for all that believe in creationism? After a fabulous orgasm, she's booked herself a nice treatment at the spa.
Tell me we didn't evolve from the apes.
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They're using tools now too. We're in trouble now.
Bil Browning | February 21, 2008 7:05 PM
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Voice-over. Sounds like the Voice of God, or Charles Darwin, or Richard Hawkins, or even maybe James Earl Jones.
Behold the joy, the holiness, of being alive to witness evolution itself in progress!
Background music: fanfare from Straus's Thus Spake Zarathustra! Cut to ...
Male ape in a jungle, 10,000 years into the future, inside a huge all-glass man-made BioSphere-style containment structure, such as the one on Tramfalmadore in Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five:
Do you usually smoke after sex?
Female ape:
Why! ... come to think of it ... I've never bothered to check!
A. J. Lopp | February 21, 2008 8:40 PM
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so easy, a gorilla could do it.
jerindc | February 21, 2008 8:54 PM
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Of course there's the other side of the coin: people will point to this and say that they learned that from us, particularly from the gay men who had sex with monkeys which started AIDS.
JWSwift | February 21, 2008 10:16 PM
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Haha, apes having sex. Whodathunk that they do it? It's so sinful!
Alex Blaze | February 22, 2008 9:06 AM
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