That last contest was one of my favorites just because of the crazy comments that got left. In fact, it inspired this contest. This contest is not impartial and the rules are basic.
After being sick for so long, I want to laugh. Your job is to leave a comment that makes me laugh.
You can enter as many times as you'd like, in fact, the more the better. Remember though, quality not quantity will win the prize pack. You can build on or refer back to other comments if you'd like, but if you found someone else really hilarious, give them a shout out. Contributors are encouraged to enter, but can't win. (Hey, you win some, you lose some...)
Prize package after the jump. Instead of dragging this out, I thought I'd throw all the rest of the swag into the kitty. [Bumped back to the top so more folks can participate]
And the winner is... Cathryn for this joke:
What do you call a transsexual woman with a strap on?