Still, what does it say about his sexuality? That he's obviously not gay or he'd have better taste?
I'm going to imagine that it was a gift from someone else on the boat so he felt obligated to wear it.
Otherwise, he ordered it from International Male... And if you're gonna get a neon green number, how could you pass up the suede swimming trunks?
Another "sexy" pic after the jump. Click to embiggen.