I don't normally watch TV so I don't even know if what I just witnessed was a re-run or not, but on Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood" on E! there was a bizarre piece of "advice" given to Snoop's sons by a buddy of his.
After trying to encourage his kids to stay in school, Snoop brings his sons to hang out with a friend who proceeds to talk about staying away from certain drugs, claiming that he's been clean for four years. The friend then imparts this little gem: "Whatever you do don't hit the pipe...and don't suck anyone's d-ck..." And of course Snoop just laughed and so did his kids, but the friend looked dead serious.
Since the friend obviously had a run in with drugs, I wonder if the cautions about gay oral sex also stemmed from experience. Either way, this was a bizarre and homophobic lesson in how to raise good sons.
The fact that the only two pieces of advice the friend offered were staying away from hard narcotics and staying away from hard penises, leaves you wondering if he thinks gay fellatio is as harmful or more harmful than crack cocaine. I don't know what oral sex is like on crack cocaine but If that was the warning, it would make complete sense.
This begs the question: What would the entire "birds and the bees" conversation look like at the home of Snoop "puff puff...pass" Dogg? Hell, if Snoop's sons combined this sage advice with the lyrics from his dad's music they might request a field trip to the Playboy mansion for extra credit.