What if learning to drive were like abstinence-only education?
Filed by: Alex Blaze
February 23, 2008 5:54 PM
Suzanne Kleid wrote up a driver's ed class that works in the abstinence-only tradition. Here's a bit:
And for those of you wondering if it's OK for you to learn to drive because you're gay and can't get legally married, well, don't worry your troubled minds about that, because there's no driving where YOU'RE headed. Everyone in Greenwich Village takes the subway.
This is all very serious, guys. The incidence of car crashes in this town has quintupled, just since the beginning of Abstinence-Only Driver's Ed six months ago. QUINTUPLED. Do you know how much that is? Me neither, but it proves you need to do exactly what I say.
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Well gee, in theory, if people did abstain, it would all be okay now, wouldn't it?
I mean in the uptight white christian world of make believe that the Bushies and all play in everyone waits until they are married, has 2.1 wonderful kids, who never turn out gay or trans, and always lives happily ever after.
diddlygrl | February 23, 2008 10:02 PM
Don't drive or the STDs win.
Bil Browning | February 24, 2008 10:25 AM
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