This should help get the gay vote back.
Hillary's Distant Diva Cousins
"It turns out the Democratic presidential candidate, 60, and the Material Girl, 49, are 10th cousins," the magazine reveals. "They share the same great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents - 17th-century French ancestors who moved to Quebec and then came south."
Also related to Hillary? Angelina Jolie, Celine Dion and (isn't it "ironic"?) Alanis Morissette.
Now that's a family reunion I insist on being invited to....