Stephen Cobert commented that he appears to be attempting to swallow his own head! LOL

"Stephen Cobert regretted betting his false teeth in last night's poker game"

Silda:

"In light of my husband's indiscretions I am hereby announcing my candidacy for the Governorship of the Great State of New York!"

"If I hold my breath long enough I'll turn into Ross Perot. I've already got the ears for it."

I'm watching the resignation press conference. Just before he started talking, I think he made the same face again. What's up with it?

Looks to me like he has eaten George Bush's head...does anyone else not see the similarities?

Prostitudes.

Like Lays, you can't eat just one.

-- (Him) "I tell you, I'm going to have Gueedo take out that f---ing hooker's kneecaps."

-- (Him) "I know my wife must have put Exlax in those brownies."

-- (Wife) "Looks like the Exlax is finally working."

-- (Wife) "Hummm. That reporter in the second row really looks cute."

-- (Him) "My lips! Where's my lips!"

-- (Him) "Where's Al-Qaida when you need them?"

-- (Both) "New York, New York!"

You've heard of a s--t-eating grin?

This is what we call a s--t-eating grimace.

Him: Shit!

his wife's a lot hotter than he is. I don't know what that means.

alex,

it means she doesn't have to pay anybody if she wants to fool around. she should dump him yesterday!

Maybe his wife knocked all his teeth out right before they went on stage? Doubt that I could blame her ...

Or maybe ...

"That last ho was overpriced! ... I'm gonna hold my breath until she gives me my $80,000 in embezzled taxpayer money back!"