April 1, 2008

Gay Agenda Revealed: Statue of Liberty to be replaced by Freddie Mercury

Filed by Waymon Hudson | April 01, 2008 | 7:00 PM | comments

The master plan of the homosexual agenda has been revealed. The National Security Agency has intercepted messages using warrantless wiretapping that confirm the worst fears of the Bush Administration. It seems they have uncovered a plot to redecorate the Statue...Read More


TBP Exclusive Interview with Jeff Stryker

Filed by Serena Freewomyn | April 01, 2008 | 6:04 PM | comments

I have a secret to confess. This little lesbian has a bit of a cock tooth. So I was more than creaming my panties when I had the opportunity to interview Hollywood hottie Jeff Stryker for TBP. Thanks to Bil's...Read More


Stories I made up for April Fool's, but wish were true

Filed by Jen Jorczak | April 01, 2008 | 5:50 PM | comments

5. Hillary and Barack kiss, make up Senators Clinton and Obama today declared their intent to seek a constitutional change so that they can govern as co-presidents. 4. Republicans return to "small government" ideals Advance America's Eric Miller told reporters...Read More


Scientists Find Straight Gene

Filed by Serena Freewomyn | April 01, 2008 | 4:49 PM | comments

For years, scientists have been trying to locate "the gay gene." Not to be outdone, researchers at the Kinsey Institute have been looking for "the straight gene." "Dr. Kinsey's early studies on sexuality revealed that most people are not exclusively...Read More


I've decided to say what I mean succinctly from now on

Filed by Alex Blaze | April 01, 2008 | 4:03 PM | comments

Man that Sally Kern is dumb....Read More


Eddie Murphy To Transition

Filed by Monica Roberts | April 01, 2008 | 2:30 PM | comments

Eddie Murphy stunned a just concluded press conference by announcing that he would begin a gender transition on Monday. "I can no longer suppress the beautiful woman that's been dying to get out and that my career has kept from...Read More


Scholars Inn blind item

Filed by Bil Browning | April 01, 2008 | 1:35 PM | comments

Fresh in from the tip line. Anyone know anything? Bil, I heard something really weird the other day. A friend (who is gay) was at the bar at the new Scholars Inn. He commented on the new designs to a...Read More


PageOneQ Exclusive! Shocker!

Filed by Mike Rogers | April 01, 2008 | 1:00 PM | comments

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RuPaul Hospitalized After Being 'Drop Squaded'

Filed by Monica Roberts | April 01, 2008 | 12:36 PM | comments

RuPaul was admittted to a New York psychiatric hospital after being found on a Manhattan street corner repeatedly singing James Brown's "Say It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud), wearing an Afro wig, black leather with a black beret and...Read More


Black History: Inside the Seasoning Camps

Filed by Storm Bear | April 01, 2008 | 12:09 PM | comments

click to enlarge On reaching the Americas the slaver ship crews prepared the Africans for sale. They washed, shaved and rubbed them with palm oil to disguise sores and wounds caused by conditions on board. The captains usually sold...Read More


The Newest Obama Girl

Filed by Sara Whitman | April 01, 2008 | 11:30 AM | comments

After carefully considering Eric Stern's hairdresser's dogsitter's official endorsement of Senator Obama last week- I have decided to give up supporting Senator Clinton for President. I am not pleased with my decision but have been told once I actually drink...Read More


Gay Republicans expand strategy

Filed by Waymon Hudson | April 01, 2008 | 10:15 AM | comments

The Log Cabin Republicans announced plans today to take a trip into a live volcano. In a written statement, the group said: We truly believe we can make a real difference and create change from the inside... This has been...Read More


Taking one for the team

Filed by Bil Browning | April 01, 2008 | 9:00 AM | comments

I have a confession to make. After Indiana Family Institute leader Ryan McCann asked me on a date last year, I admitted he was cute. One thing led to another and soon we were going to big gay gatherings together....Read More


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Darth Vader sees the light

Filed by Ed Team | April 01, 2008 | 8:52 AM | comments

"I have really come to respect the LGBT community through the amazing example of leadership and bravery set by my daughter Mary. I have decided to stop calling her child an abomination and will be serving on the board of...Read More


I am done, and so begins my new life as an ex-lesbian

Filed by Cathy Renna | April 01, 2008 | 7:55 AM | comments

With my 43rd birthday looming like the iceberg that took the Titanic, I made a very important decision this morning. I am done. This whole lesbian thing is just too stressful. I guess Peter LaBarbera was always right; I just...Read More


La Pequeña Hillary Clinton sequel

Filed by Alex Blaze | April 01, 2008 | 7:39 AM | comments

iPhone users: Click to watch Just when you thought it was safe to go out - BAM! The sequel! Is that monster busting out into the Techtonik?...Read More


Michigan Votes on New State Bird: The Middle Finger

Filed by Sean Kosofsky | April 01, 2008 | 7:38 AM | comments

Yesterday, Democratic leaders in the Michigan House of Representatives fastracked a resolution calling for a new state bird: The Middle Finger. The move came after months of infighting with the Democratic National Committee and national pundits who have been either...Read More


Larry Craig Ponders Veep Nomination

Filed by Don Sherfick | April 01, 2008 | 7:32 AM | comments

Boise, Idaho - After receiving a call from the John McCain campaign that he was on the presumptive Republican Nominee's short list, Idaho Senator Larry Craig hastily called another press conference. This time his wife was not by his side,...Read More


Bilerico Founder caught in Boys Gone Wild Scandal

Filed by Guest Blogger | April 01, 2008 | 7:30 AM | comments

BREAKING NEWS: A scandal is brewing at the Project as video surfaces of Bilerico Founder Bil Browning in compromising positions. The video features Bil during spring break performing various lude acts in various states of undress, all while the camera...Read More


Bush's sidestep heats up "Dancing With the Stars"

Filed by Patricia Nell Warren | April 01, 2008 | 3:12 AM | comments

With the second round of eliminations looming, all the couples were determined to stay in the mix. In the second dance of the night, George Bush and his pro partner Dora Politickska took on the sidestep. During rehearsals, Bush had...Read More


I'm Sellin' Out

Filed by Monica Roberts | April 01, 2008 | 2:54 AM | comments

Projectors, I have an announcement to make. Today I'm changing my voter registration to Republican and joining the ever expanding ranks of freethinkng Black people rushing to get off the Democrat plantation....Read More


No Joke... Condi Remembers She's Black

Filed by Monica Roberts | April 01, 2008 | 12:02 AM | comments

The interesting thing about Negro conservatives is that every now and then, when an issue comes up that Black America is commenting on that is strongly at variance with prevailing conservative opinion or spin, every now and then they shock...Read More