Forget what you've heard, Condi says she won't do Veep. Sure, she'll do anal. And we all know she's into the S&M (fuck me boots, anyone?), but she's not about to get it on with John McCain, no matter how good it is for the ticket.
Rice took a question on the issue at a joint news conference Tuesday with the foreign ministers of Canada and Mexico, Maxime Bernier and Patricia Espinosa.
She heaped praise on Senator McCain but insisted she has no plans to run with him.
"Senator McCain is an extraordinary American, a really outstanding leader, and obviously a great patriot," she said. "That said, I'm going back to Stanford, back to California, west of the Mississippi. I very much look forward to watching this campaign and voting as a voter."
WTF does she mean when she says that she'll be voting as a voter? Is there another way to vote that I'm not aware of? And we all know that California is west of the Mississippi. So why even bother to mention it?