Have you ever wondered how John Waters gets his rocks off? No doubt it's pretty out there, judging from his movies. Well, the latest issue of Details Magazine features and interview with the iconoclast, and let me tell you . . . he dishes the dirt!
Q: People always talk about your outlandish fascinations. Do you have any normal ones?
A: I do love The Chipmunks. I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And a real animator--I'm not going to tell you what period he was from--just drew one for me of Alvin jerking off. One of the best fan presents I ever got.
You know . . . I was always a bit more into the Chipettes, especially Eleanor (because who doesn't love a fat chick). But we're not talking about my dirty fantasies here. (Or are we?) But what is it about a chipmunk that Waters finds so intriguing?