The Log Cabin Republicans
announced plans today to take a trip into a live volcano. In a written statement, the group said:
We truly believe we can make a real difference and create change from the inside... This has been a winning strategy for us in the past and we will stay the course.
The trip was funded by the Republican National Committee, who said they having been trying to get this trip off the ground for years.








Thoughts of that horrible movie Joe and the Volcano come to mind. Maybe RNC and the Volcano?
Bil Browning | April 1, 2008 1:29 PM
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Street rumors indicate that the detail conspicuously left out of the press release is that the Log Cabin participants will be shrunk down to microscopic size, a la Fantastic Voyage, and the volcano chosen by the RNC to be Log Cabin's impending challenge will be Larry Craig's febrile, syphilis-inflamed asshole.
(Luckily, as we all know, like modern strains of syph, Log Cabin types are very drug-resistant. May the Goddess have mercy on your tailpipe, Senator Larry!)
Furthermore, our intrepid colonoscopic crusaders will be traveling via skateboards. (Study above photo carefully.)
Watch for the ongoing reality series --- check your local listings.
We can't wait.
A. J. Lopp | April 1, 2008 2:58 PM
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OMG AJ! I didn't think anyone could beat me in the inappropriate jokes category. But you went there! I LOVE IT!
Serena Freewomyn | April 1, 2008 4:37 PM
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Waymon, I love you dearly, but I have to give this one a 1. Keep trying.
MonicaHelms | April 1, 2008 6:43 PM
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Oh Monica... Always spreading good cheer! ;)
Waymon Hudson | April 1, 2008 6:49 PM
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Oh Abe! I do love your beard an what you can do with a log splitter!
Robert Ganshorn | April 1, 2008 11:42 PM
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Inappropriate? Did I say something inappropriate?
A. J. Lopp | April 3, 2008 11:05 AM
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No, AJ... You would never say anything inappropriate... LOL
Waymon Hudson | April 3, 2008 11:29 AM
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