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I love to masturbate, but I don't have a prostate. So where does that leave me?
Serena Freewomyn | April 18, 2008 3:54 PM
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Feeling good.
Bil Browning | April 18, 2008 4:02 PM
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Ah ha!
Serena Freewomyn | April 18, 2008 6:26 PM
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Serena, I'll bet there are other, hidden health benefits, too.
And don't forget the benefit of happiness extending your life!!
Brynn Craffey | April 18, 2008 8:02 PM
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Have fun kids but be in by 9
Kelli | April 18, 2008 9:15 PM
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As they used to say in convent school "lights out at nine, candles out at ten."
There IS health benefit to ejaculation in that it literally removes material that would otherwise have to be reabsorbed by the body. Sometimes in that process this material sours and can create prostate difficulties. Now you have something new with which you may impress your urologist.
Robert Ganshorn | April 19, 2008 12:59 AM
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I had so many joke options for this story.
If this catches on it could change the sex lexicon. Someone will be giving me head and I can say "Yeah, baby. Take my hot load of carcinogens."
Bil Browning | April 19, 2008 1:15 AM
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But I can't "jerk off" since I don't have anything to jerk anymore!
I had to learn how to masturabate all over again since surgery. It isn't one of those things they mention in any of the literature. I can honestly say I do not "jack off" anymore. The procedure is totally different now.
I love being a woman!
diddlygrl | April 19, 2008 4:42 AM
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"Someone will be giving me head and I can say "Yeah, baby."
Someone, Bil?? Anyone we know? ;-)
Rory | April 20, 2008 1:36 AM
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"Jacking off can save your ass"? No shit! No matter how rough it gets, I have yet to end up with hemorrhoids on my palm.
A. J. Lopp | April 20, 2008 1:38 AM
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