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Masturbating to Medicaid

Filed By Ed Team | April 18, 2008 7:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: liberal men, Marc Faletti, masturbation, Patrick Swayze

"My Harley has the bumper sticker 'Free markets are for pussies.' Highfive! Those selfless corporate charity cases just don't know what it means to be a real man, to put your own destiny first. Social justice, universal health care, the environment, educational equality -- our ideas are obviously selfish, we admit that, but they're also Patrick Swayze sexy. Besides, who wants to waste time helping those poor losers over at Halliburton when I could be hoarding all the CO2 in the air for myself with my badass tree farm? Or jerking off after the selfish rush I get from paying Medicare taxes?"

--Blogger Marc Faletti from Punkassblog explaining why liberal men are conservative women's forbidden fruit.


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