You all know how it works. You take the name of your pet, plus the name of the first street that you lived on. But that doesn't work for me, because the first street I remember was called 3rd South. Not very hot, in my opinion. So I want my porn name to be Miss Cassidy. If I was a dude, my porn name would be Hercules Spencer.
How about you? What's your porn name?
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Here we go!
Sparky Golden Gem.
Cue the bad mustache and cheesy music...
Waymon Hudson | April 5, 2008 1:12 PM
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I'm Gracie Minnesota. Sadly, it's not that hawt!
Audrey | April 5, 2008 1:30 PM
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I'm Gorilla Santa Monica.
I have no idea what that would be.... femmy latino bear?
Alex Blaze | April 5, 2008 3:21 PM
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"Hot Dog Raymond"
or "Frisky Nevada" if you use my first pet and street as an adult.
Jere | April 5, 2008 3:38 PM
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OMG, I love Gorilla Santa Monica... That is how I choose to refer to Alex from now on...
Waymon Hudson | April 5, 2008 5:15 PM
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sigh....
I am Mercedes Ridge
MauraHennessey | April 5, 2008 5:17 PM
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sigh.
I was just lectured the other day about having picked a "porn star name," too.
Okay, fine, how about "Mercedes Bent?"
Mercedes Allen | April 5, 2008 8:16 PM
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Smitty South Shore
Cindi Knox | April 5, 2008 8:52 PM
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I'd be Samantha Powder House.
Mike in Boston | April 5, 2008 10:19 PM
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Ziggy Lexington
Donna L | April 5, 2008 10:29 PM
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Isolde Mohave
That has such an exotic ring to it, doesn't it?
diddlygrl | April 5, 2008 10:35 PM
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Yes! I'm Lucky Rural Route 2. Now that'll move some movies...
Although if we loosen up the street name rule a bit, I could be Fritz Drexel.
Bil Browning | April 5, 2008 11:00 PM
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Yours Truly,
Trixie Cumberland
father Tony | April 5, 2008 11:05 PM
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Spicy Hendricks!
Yessss!
VivaZoya | April 6, 2008 3:40 AM
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hmmm . . . Moose Chicago
marc | April 6, 2008 11:26 AM
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I love "Moose Chicago"... completely hot! LOL...
Waymon Hudson | April 6, 2008 11:38 AM
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Wow - we got some HAWT porn names! I like Trixie Cumberland and Gorilla Santa Monica the best, so far. We have such a GAY bunch. These names are all so femmey. Doesn't anyone have a butch name for their pet, like Rex or Samson?
Serena Freewomyn | April 6, 2008 11:52 AM
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Duke DeReimer
tobyhannabill | April 6, 2008 2:19 PM
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Brutus Murphy
Matt W. | April 6, 2008 2:23 PM
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Zsa Zsa Washington
Karen Collett | April 8, 2008 6:59 AM
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